The next story about adventures of famous Koala!

Do you remember the famous Koala? I've heard another funny joke about him recently:

The Koala walks into a pub reads a menu above the table:
"Sandwich 2$
Beer 5$
Hand job 4$"

After that the Koala comes to the hot woman behind the table. The girl was very hot, more beautiful than the prostitute. The Koala asks her - Excuse me, are you the one who does the hand job?
She smiles at him and answers - Yes!
Then the Koala replies - Can you wash your hands? I'd like to buy a ham sandwich, please.

Famous Koala and Prostitute joke!

Let me tell a joke that I once heard during bus trip to Stockholm. It was a joke told by Italian guy with a special Italian accent. The joke is like that:

A koala enters a popular tavern in Melbourne and sits down at the bar. It isn't long after he's sipping on a martini when he's approached by a prostitute. She sits down next to him and asks him if he'd like to have sex with her in the back room. Being a typical male, the koala complies and follows the slut to the back room. He finishes and then returns to the bar. He grabs his coat and heads for the door.
Before he is to leave her the hooker had asks him where he is going and when he intended on paying her for the sex. He was surprised, so she tells him to look up the word "prostitute" in the dictionary.
He reads "prostitute - one who receives money for sex"
The koala then hands the dictionary to the prostitute in and tells her to look up "koala." She reads "koala - a member of the marsupial family who eats bush and leaves."

Thanks to Italian guy for made me laugh!

Try to find your car in Norway

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio:
- There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.
Ole got up from his coffee and replies - Jeez, OK.
Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast is:
There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."
Ole got up from his coffee and replies - Jeez, OK.
Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is:
There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the... and then the power went out and Ole didn`t get the rest of the instructions. He says to Lena:
- Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?
Lena replies: - Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage.

Joke related to Norwegian poker face :I

Ole and Lena went to a fair. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
- $10 for 3 minutes. - replied the pilot.
- That's too much. - said Ole.
The pilot thought for a second and then said:
- I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10.
Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole:
- I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.
- Maybe so. - said Ole - but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.